HexBeara [none/use name]

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  • HexBeara [none/use name]tochatQuitting smoking woes.
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    2 days ago

    nicotine poisoning headaches

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    That's what those were... Mainly got a little barfy feeling though. It's been like a week without a vape and I feel pretty normal again. NGL I know the nic high will hit super good after having taken a day or two unintentional TB before. Might just restrict my nic to hookah or blunt wraps. But also might still try to be completely sober, but the weed seems to even me out. So IDK.


  • angry-placeSchrodingers horny poster here. Only stop fucking to watch other people ( who you love and enjoy watching) fuck, as you get ready for round 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9... Etc. you'll know when to stop when there's enough soreness. But also maybe learn to push past your limits? Never stop fucking space buckaroo.


  • angry-place Please censor all offending photos, not at all to stimulate the horny center. Imo opinion blurry / pixelated work best but big black censoring is definitely where it's at too. Now that that's out of the way, feel free to 'goon' over positive concepts like love and acceptance, but never actually think about s3x itself. To be the bestest not s3x haver you gotta reconfigure your input for your output, if you know what I mean. Also learn to stretch out that prison wallet, if we're being good not s3x havers then we have no need for stimulation of our dangly bit, so get to work using a non phallic device to desensitize our self storage compartment so that we may only use it for smuggling things like buttered popcorn into a theater without succumbing to the temptation of mental and bodily weakness that is gooning. And then more than likely gooning itself will cease to be, only now a faint memory. Now you'll be able to serve your girlfriend and your shared boyfriend without thinking about silly things like s3x and can hold onto things like a camera, noise cancelling headphones, lube, tripod, and whatever else your heart desires, all in service to love and consideration, and to be the bestest walking talking meat purse there ever was.




  • angry-place weakest goon material ever. Either head back to the goon caves for regoonification, or simply becum a sexless republican that goes awooga over Booba and blow up doll mouf. Make actual inspired goontactular art, or leave your anti-woke goon mitts off of badass heroines and their sacred franchises. (Trying to circle the bit around arguments against Mary Sue shoehorning that the hogs still can't stop complaining about, meanwhile they had decades of homoerotic greased up Ubermench to fawn over and shape themselves around, both ways ;3)













  • HexBeara [none/use name]toaskchapodo I smell like bacon
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    10 days ago

    When I worked at outback I told the hosts not to seat pigs at my tables, especially since they would get a discount. Vets, fine, thank you for getting PTSD to make stonks go up. But any pig suited up would be sat elsewhere. undyne-joy


  • HexBeara [none/use name]toaskchapoDo you piss in pools?
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    10 days ago

    Once, recently, was locked out of the room anyways (didn't know that yet tho)... There's plenty of chlorine to handle any bacteria and afaik I've got a whole lot of nothing. Plenty of kids do it anyways. Just uh... Not my proudest moment as an adult but I usually hold until I gotta go and my partner was out and about trying to figure out the room situation with the keycards, sooo not gonna worry about it too much.