what do I do

It went for a 7-11 coffee and powernap during my lunchrbeak and then I wake up to a slowly spreading jizz patch

I've got a meeting in halfa that I can't dodge. Please, what should i do

edut: i work at mars if that helps any

Edit edit i think the ellow mnm may have been involved too

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm not a USian so I don't know how big 50c is, but if it was a dream about the green M&M I assume it must be about the size of a dinner plate

    I guess I now have to retroactively re-envision how I thought USian society worked if they're carting around coins that big, but that's the only part of this chain of logic that I feel has any leeway to it