what do I do
It went for a 7-11 coffee and powernap during my lunchrbeak and then I wake up to a slowly spreading jizz patch
I've got a meeting in halfa that I can't dodge. Please, what should i do
edut: i work at mars if that helps any
Edit edit i think the ellow mnm may have been involved too
this isn't funny everyone the regional manager isgoing ro be at this meeting. Do i tie up my suit jCket around my pants like a jumper?
This is definitely a "lean in" situation. Proudly display your stain and explain that it's there because your overwhelming male potency will not be constrained by woke
You should expect to be promoted at least three times
I'm not a USian so I don't know how big 50c is, but if it was a dream about the green M&M I assume it must be about the size of a dinner plate
I guess I now have to retroactively re-envision how I thought USian society worked if they're carting around coins that big, but that's the only part of this chain of logic that I feel has any leeway to it
I'm not USian either but I think you're right. It was a lot of spooge
