I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    My story has unique enough details that I really shouldn't tell it here, but I will tell you in DM if you're interested.

    The overview is that while it wasn't good, it wasn't awful either, it was just ridiculous and silly and attracted a large non-human audience 😂🤦

    • ashinadash [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      This means either a barn or a frankly abnormal amount of housepets. Either of which sound goofy tbh! Grats I think!

      Also I got 40 replies to this thread again pls help