Old man Biden really showed us the meaning of the words sacrifice and bravery when he yelled "Grenade!" and saved many of us in the platoon when and he jumped on top of the weapon with his body to shield us from the—

Hold on. I'm being told in my earpiece that there was...

• No sacrifice
• No bravery
• No grenade
• No platoon
• No jumping on top of the non-existent weapon by Biden
• No "shielding" from the non-existent weapon

The reality - I'm being told - is that his team didn't poll in the swing states for two whole months as they waited for fantastical events to get Biden's poor polling numbers up. Perhaps they were waiting for LOTR-like wizard to appear to perform actual magic? In this context it's likely that the main reason Biden dropped out was because it was clear he was going to get smoked in the swing states and lose big time.

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Why Biden finally dropped out - POLITICO

When the campaign commissioned new battleground polling over the last week, it was the first time they had done surveys in some key states in more than two months, according to two people familiar with the surveys.

I posted that in the pod thread. I wonder how long it will be until they delete it and ban me. My hunch is about an hour. It's pre-sunrise is some of the US right now.