A judicial investigation has been opened into allegations of sharing ‘intelligence with a foreign power with a view to provoking hostilities in France’

14 fucking years undercover as a chef. In Paris. That dastardly kgb

  • plinky [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Putin be like: hey, mr. intelligence chief, haven’t we got sleeper cell in haute cuisine in paris?

    Yeah, he needs to make some real shitty food.

    No, to fuck with olympics, who gives a shit about weapons