I just rowed 2 miles in 15 minutes without stopping, 651 strokes motherfuckersssss are yall gonna let me be the only one getting swiggety swole out here?

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    3 months ago

    ROW! ROW YOU ROWERS OF ATHENS! WE NEED TO GO REALLY FAST TO MAKE THE SPARTANS LOOK LIKE FUCKING LOSERS AGAIN! HEAVE HO! HEAVE HO!

    • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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      3 months ago

      I WILL AVENGE YOU FATHER! I WILL KILL YOU FJÖLNIR! I WILL HAVE LONG TALKS WITH MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU MOTHER!