• SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    I once had a poison ring. The clasp was weak, so it was always popping open at random points.

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 months ago

      That's good setup for a funny bit or a murder mystery twist. Chekhov's faulty poison ring clasp

      • propter_hog [any, any]
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        3 months ago

        So I'm fingering my partner, right? But my suicide ring has this faulty clasp, and for whatever reason I forgot to take it off before sexy time. Anyway, bada bing bada boom, I've got a life insurance claim.