Let's be real, people. I'm the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It's true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?
frankly if you'd ditch the fascism losers and be nice to us homos and transes i wouldn't give a single fucking shit