hahahahaha get fucked Eli Roth

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    cap-think Hey, who should we get to play our characters in this franchise where people are lucky to make it to 35 and most of our main characters are in their 20s or younger?

    thinky-felix What if we hire a bunch of Medicare beneficiaries?

    porky-happy Since they're already getting Social Security payments, we can get away with paying them scale!