I have nothing funny to say about this. This particular grift has already killed or permanently disabled, with agonizing pain, thousands of primates under sloppy conditions that would fit right in with Mengele.
I have deep, lasting hatred for these death cultists.
Surgeons famously have higher rates of psychopathic personality traits. You need to have a certain level of detachment to be able to handle the intense pressure of surgery and to live with bad outcomes, let alone cut into someone in the first place, but too much and you can cross the line from healthy detachment into egomaniacal butcher; for a particularly horrific example, see Christopher Duntsch a.k.a. "Dr. Death".