The OP posted about the "most British response to a description of a bahn mi" but that was then topped by the most gammon-face eel-brained British response possible. 
Sometimes the dunks come from inside the dunk tank!
The OP posted about the "most British response to a description of a bahn mi" but that was then topped by the most gammon-face eel-brained British response possible.
Sometimes the dunks come from inside the dunk tank!
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T ADD SPICES LIKE THAT in... whatever flavor that is. In that respect the gammon is indeed horrifically, terribly gammon. beans on toast, please, if you want him to be able to eat it.