I was thinking about how. When i was like 5, and i watched the Princess Bride and my stepdad was there. And there's the scene where Fezzik (Andre the Giant) catches Buttercup when she falls out of a tower or something idk its been a long time since I've seen the movie. And my stepdad goes "oooooo, she likes him". and my barely not a toddler self was baffled and confused that this grown man had apparently not seen the rest of the movie we were watching because the whole thing is about Buttercup and Wesley
Now, as an adult, I realize, he was just crackshipping!
(I mean in reality, its just because my now ex stepdad is extremely dumb guy lol, but its funny to think about)
I'm constantly saying "(Thing) of unusual (quality)? I don't think they exist."
I think I’ll start calling libs “miserable vomitous mass”