I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn't post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can't get upset with it.
"You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this "communism" nonsense I was cooking up immediately."
I was going to say Marx would've dunked on Peterson in his signature dunking way, and here indeed is the proof.
The only sad thing about Marx not getting Peterson's advice is that we missed out on the incredible put downs he would've responded with.