I audibly guffawed when I saw the title
I didn't post in dunk tank because the concept, title and byline are so silly that you can't get upset with it.
"You are right Comrade Peterson, I will clean my room and abandon this "communism" nonsense I was cooking up immediately."
I tried really hard to think of a worse German but I couldn’t think of one
Germans are clean in a fundamentally genetic sense. And, after all, Marx was ethnically Jewish.
The Germans are so clean they're famous for doing cleansings.