• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    trump indicated he would let RFK Jr. live in a cave and deliver unto him as many roadkilled bear carcasses "as he requires" the worm responded by squirting several ampules of loyalty-gratitude hormones.

    the resulting sigh from the dried, powdery lips of RFK was reported by passersby as "disturbingly erotic".