I'm a former English teacher. You don't need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.

This lying fuck did a wikipedia search of "the classics" and wants smart people points for name-dropping THE WRONG FUCKING NAME.

He hasn't read either. At best he's seen a bunch of bleached Hellenistic statue avatars on the internet and nodded along to their RETVRN prattling. biggus-dickus

Ever meet that annoying kid in grade school that said "I am very smart. I know that E Equals Em Cee Squared!" young-sheldon Fifty years later, one of those became my-hero

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]
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    25 days ago

    You don't need to be an English teacher, however, to know THE ILIAD AND THE ODYSSEY ARE TWO DISTINCTLY SEPARATE STORIES.

    you do because I ain't never read any of that

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      25 days ago

      That's fine, especially because you're not bragging that you did while maintaining a cult that believes you're the very smartest at everything and know everything.

      ... you don't have a cult, right? anakin-padme-2