toss up between "I got big hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.", and "I worsked on the Paris Accord, with Deng Xiaoping, and the others!"

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    “They used to bang their straight razors on the curb, put 'em in the rain barrel to get 'em rusty, remember that?"