FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him] to askchapo • 4 months agoJust crapped my pants, Now its falling down my leg in clumpsmessage-squaremessage-square18 fedilinkarrow-up136file-text
arrow-up136message-squareJust crapped my pants, Now its falling down my leg in clumpsFearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him] to askchapo • 4 months agomessage-square18 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear8·4 months agoAs a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it. link
As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.
hey bozo, catch this