What do i do?
i crapped my pants today
to see if i still dump
i focus on the feces
falling down my leg in clumps
Head like an ass
brown as your shit
I'd rather fart than give you my poop
There is some poop rolling down my thigh
Tonight
No signs for a bathroom
Anywhere in sight
As a kid my dad gave me a manual on self-defense. The chapter on improvised weaponry suggested shitting your pants and flinging the turd at your assailant. It also suggested picking up a human-acclimated duck and throwing it.
I don't understand how someone can shit their pants and it be any thicker than milkshake consistency. I feel like I could hold back a poo that was clumpy forever.
look at comrade diamond turds over here
some of us shit pure yoo-hoo and we like it that way
There's only one answer: keep it in your pants til November, then hawk tuah voting booth and use it to fill in your ballot for Kamala Harris to save democracy.
Thats usually what i do, let the little dry turds fall out of my pant leg
your body, begging you to eat fiber
