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  • vegeta1 [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?

      • vegeta1 [he/him]
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        3 months ago

        Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough

        • Milksteaks [he/him]@midwest.social
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          3 months ago

          I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams

          • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]
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            3 months ago

            If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 months ago

      I'm sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.

    • BobDole [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      3 months ago

      We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer