FourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 16 days agoThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alivemessage-squaremessage-square97 fedilinkarrow-up1203file-text
arrow-up1203message-squareThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed aliveFourteenEyes [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 16 days agomessage-square97 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarevegeta1 [none/use name]hexbear25·16 days agoThat truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic? link
minus-squarewaluigiblunts [he/him]hexbear30·16 days agoIf you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes. link
minus-squarevegeta1 [none/use name]hexbear24·16 days agoThats not bazinga brained or invasive enough link
minus-squareMilksteaks [he/him]@midwest.socialhexbear9·16 days agoI got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams linkfedilink
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear3·16 days agoIf I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear15·16 days agoI'm sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear. link
minus-squareBobDole [none/use name]hexbear4·16 days agoThere’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top link
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]hexagonhexbear3·16 days agoWe already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer link
That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?
If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you're done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
I'm sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.
There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top
We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer
It's called FM radio