I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).

But only for today, tomorrow I'm back to smol enby bean

  • HexBeara [none/use name]
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    13 days ago

    Don't forget to mask up too. Can't forget the toxic masculine brain worms either. Make sure you have a deadbeat Dad and are raised by a single mom with too much on her plate. IT'LL MAKE U HARD, LIKE A REAL MAN. (NOT SPEAKING FROM ANY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT ALL, STOP ANALYZING MY POSTS) side-eye-1

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE peterson-sus

      • vovchik_ilich [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don't know if it's real or not...

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          12 days ago

          It's not too far off, though he was more about how aggression and violence were EZ-mode happiness generators because lobsters and serotonin.