I want the tallness, the deep voice, the peepee (for helicoptering and laughing hehehoohoo).
But only for today, tomorrow I'm back to smol enby bean
Yes, you can borrow my gender for the day, as long as you give it back nice and clean
I'm about to eep anyways
Here's the best possible tattoo recommendation, with the most mileage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJVdFxdaV84
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Sure, you just have to eat a lot of epic le bacon, skid tires in figure-eights in a residential neighborhood and blast dadrock at floor-shaking bass and volume.
🎵 Join my LAN, I've got bandwidth to spare,
Woooah, I'm hosting multi-player! 🎵
If you also harass neighbors about inch-or-less lawn violations and like two-stroke leafblowers, you're a shoe-in...
For pissing me off.
Don't forget to mask up too. Can't forget the toxic masculine brain worms either. Make sure you have a deadbeat Dad and are raised by a single mom with too much on her plate. IT'LL MAKE U HARD, LIKE A REAL MAN. (NOT SPEAKING FROM ANY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE AT ALL, STOP ANALYZING MY POSTS)
THE ONLY MANLY EMOTIONS ARE ANGER AND LUST. AND LUST CAN BE DANGEROUSLY GAY SOMETIMES SO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT ONE
Is a day like that worth an overnight stay in Horny Jail? Think it over.
Three square (albeit tasteless meals), a roof, very basic necessities, and a bunch of fellow gooners. Sign 👏me 👏UP👏!
That unironically sounds like something JP would say, I don't know if it's real or not...
It's not too far off, though he was more about how aggression and violence were EZ-mode happiness generators because lobsters and serotonin.
Sure, whatever you want. Gender is just something made up by Big Construction to sell twice as many bathrooms (WAKE UP SHEEPLE).
I'll trade you
But I'm not that tall, my voice isn't very deep and my peepee is unfit for helicoptering
It is girthy and hard to spin
Unfortunately we ran out of man today, check with The Weather Girls for when the next shipment arrives
Only if you spin up that donger to 7,000 rpm and fly away.
I really should start giving away man tickets idk why I still receive these
There's a WZ chromosome joke here that I'm not clever enough to make.
Can we make a birdposting comm for dirt_owl and other avian friends
All in favor say I
sorry all we have left is short men, cracked voice, peepee but small