If you say I hate the automotive designers who can't design properly angled headlights, I'm criminalizing your shit take too

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It doesn't really matter which way you place your toilet paper

    If you piss standing up, sink pissing should be just as acceptable, you are showering the room with piss either way (this obviously applies only to private residencies, I'm not sitting down in a public toilet)

    All customer service workers should get a taser and one free tasing per month (either customers or management)

      • mayo_cider [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        I threw the last one there because I like to advocate for that every chance I get and liberals usually agree with it but don't see it as political, I'm pandering to the federated instances

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          But we're on main! The only pandering I'll tolerate here is towards the evil mod team of main

          • mayo_cider [he/him]
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            2 months ago

            The last shred of anarchism I have left in me is preserved for antiauthorianism against mods and support for Rojava and Zapatistas

            You should get a few tanks if you want my pandering

            • Alaskaball [comrade/them]
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              2 months ago

              What about if I promise to spare your comments when I purge the entire comment section for not mainposting? Would that maybe get a little pander-pander?

              • mayo_cider [he/him]
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                2 months ago

                This sounds like you have some tanks, glory to our mods! main

                • mayo_cider [he/him]
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                  2 months ago

                  Also another cold take, this community is the only one I've been part of in the 25 years I've been online that hasn't removedd to a toxic cesspool because of (or lack off) the moderation, I'll expand the taser take and give guns to them

      • mayo_cider [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Bidet is the last sign of civilization in our society, would you just wipe it off with paper if you had shit on your hand?