What up fart-nation, it's your boy Lil log here with some frankly fat and stanky updates

First, really shouldn't have trusted that fart earlier today, things started really getting dank at work after that. Most people would call that a bad day, but in the fart-nation we only have one word for that: content.

Second, I'd like to pay my respect to all the shitters and farters today, a solemn day where some of the biggest shitters and farters to ever do it in the greatest shit-nation on earth lost it all, the stink wifting around ain't the same without you guys. Because of the occasion and the aforementioned not-fart, I'll have a moment of silence where I'll be holding it in and sucking 'em back down, all for - oh wait fellas, a second movement has hit my bowels.

Later stink-nation 😎