If you say I hate the automotive designers who can't design properly angled headlights, I'm criminalizing your shit take too

  • crispy_lol [he/him]
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    6 days ago

    “Sir, I would like to order the Chicago sandwich please”

    “Here you go my man, one piping hot steak sandwich with peppers served on a roll.”

    “Nooooo I meant the one with sport peppers, celery salt, tomatoes, you know?”

    “Sir that is called a Chicago hot dog, not a sandwich.”