EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agoLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??imagemessage-square74 fedilinkarrow-up198
arrow-up198imageLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square74 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarenothx [he/him]hexbear14·edit-23 months agoThere is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology. link
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]hexbear16·3 months agoFor reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses Show link
minus-squarechristian [he/him]hexbear6·3 months agoI don't think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it. link
minus-squareheggs_bayerhexbear6·3 months agoJorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans "need" dominance hierarchies. link
There is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology.
For reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses
I don't think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it.
Jorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans "need" dominance hierarchies.
Seems kinda small for a male lobster…