EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 2 days agoLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??imagemessage-square75 fedilinkarrow-up197
arrow-up197imageLadies, is it masculine to use flashlights??EmoThugInMyPhase [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 2 days agomessage-square75 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarenothx [he/him]hexbear14·edit-21 day agoThere is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology. link
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]hexbear16·1 day agoFor reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses Show link
minus-squarechristian [he/him]hexbear6·1 day agoI don't think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it. link
minus-squareheggs_bayer [none/use name]hexbear6·1 day agoJorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans "need" dominance hierarchies. link
There is a direct correlation between my masculinity and the size flashlight I use. It’s biology.
For reference, here’s the size of flashlight my lobster uses
I don't think I get this joke at all but also I really like this joke and maybe it would be less amusing if I did understand it.
Jorbles regularly uses lobster social dynamics to peddle why humans "need" dominance hierarchies.
Seems kinda small for a male lobster…