It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.
I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.
The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.
This is a terrible idea.
This is the premium subscription name. $5.99 a month until it gets big and then we jack that price up to $30.99 once we have the tech bro hookup market cornered
You gotta wait to jack the price up after you sell off to another company that promised not to ruin it but then adds micro-transactions, and other gamification/enshitification. Looking at you Fleksy keyboard.