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"Want us to stop bombarding you with psychic damage? Hand over data on your every move, now. Why yes we will sell it, no you don't get a cut of the profit."
"Want us to stop bombarding you with psychic damage? Hand over data on your every move, now. Why yes we will sell it, no you don't get a cut of the profit."
same but for those pet food ads that use recordings of actual pets eating food. i hate ASMR style content so much, everytime these commercials with their animal eating noises come on i freak out.
Me when cat crunching
Me when human crunching
ASMR gives me the deepest of heebie-jeebies, it's fascinating to me that anyone likes those noises
The only ASMR I can stand is the sound of food cooking/sizzling, only because it triggers an appetite for me.
Shit like whispering, fingernails clacking on hard surfaces, or plastic bags being crinkled... no thanks.
What about mechanical keyboard asmr?
it's not nails on a chalkboard, but I don't love it
how about you?
Its one of my two favourite sounds the other being crunchy cat luna crunching. All other asmr is completely untenable
A fellow
catperson of culture, i see.Favourite American ASMR
Thought it was gonna be That Dang Dad. He has a very calming voice.
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