It's an app like Grindr but also for straight people and it only works between 11 and 2 in the middle of the day Monday through Friday. It is used exclusively for finding someone to hook up with during your tech bro flexible hours extended lunch break.
I think this would unironically be successful and also would unironically remove so much fake tech bro productivity from capitalism that I almost want to do it. I could make millions and get the world to extend the lunch hour to a lunch hour and a half so folks still had time to eat during their lunch and lay break. This would extend down to other non tech bro industries and would be a workplace hours revolution.
The name is a pun on lunch and learn, the tech bro's favorite activity.
This is a terrible idea.
The challenge for this app would be to find sufficient consenting feeemale app users for its own internal ecosystem, I think.
The top-tier way bazingas "lunch and lay" is more like this: (CW: SV, drugged coercion, mind control experiements)
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/01/brotopia-silicon-valley-secretive-orgiastic-inner-sanctum