I get the usage as a dig at do nothing office jobs, but what are these jobs really? I've never worked in an office or known anyone who did well enough to ask.

So what are these jobs actually like? How do they exist in the first place? Could I lie my way into getting one lol?

  • macerated_baby_presidents [he/him]
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    17 hours ago

    I can speak to scrum master, I was one for a while. On a programming team you have a bunch of devs who ideally wouldn't do any work and management (a project manager?, a "product" guy, etc) who wants to get as much work as possible out of the devs. The scrum master is supposed to help them reach a compromise: a limited amount of work, with a reasonable amount of flexibility in when it's done, but on a wider scale it is legible and predictable to management so that they can make business plans. To this end the scrum master runs planning meetings and helps break development work down into sensible tasks, the length/difficulty of which can be roughly estimated. If you don't have a scrum master, management is constantly making impossible requests, asking the team to do 180 degree turns, etc., and also it's really hard to estimate software progress so basically nothing gets done on schedule and everyone is mad all the time. In effect it's a limited-mandate negotiation job on behalf of the developers.

    In my opinion this is not an email job, but maybe at large companies with more opaque management it is. /u/chickentendrils is spot-on about why it exists.

      • macerated_baby_presidents [he/him]
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        17 hours ago

        no clue, never had one. I've had some friends who did logistics(?) work that seemed to be mostly emails. One that worked at wind turbine company, her job seemed to be mostly emailing vendor fairs to make sure that they could set up a booth there. No idea what her job title was.

        Graeber's Bullshit Jobs (book not essay) presumably has some examples since it's the source of this line of thought. I haven't read it