PointAndClique [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

Uh-oh! I went to do a cheeky poop at a public toilet and there's NO PAPER! what do i do????

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Uh-oh! I went to do a cheeky poop at a public toilet and there's NO PAPER! what do i do????

PointAndClique [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

No bog roll, no shit tickets, no loo tissue absolutely MOTHING to whipe my bumwhole with

Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl

Please send help or advice

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Angel [any]
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2 months ago

Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl

in such a dire instance, we result to what is known as "foot wiping"

it's the 12th stage of wiping, only done by those who can no longer rely on the previous 11

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  2 months ago
  Secret poo-jutsu
  
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