No bog roll, no shit tickets, no loo tissue absolutely MOTHING to whipe my bumwhole with
Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl
Please send help or advice
Flush, take off your underoos, dampen them, and use them as a wet wipe.
If you're going commando, flush and use the water in the bowl to wash your bum with your off-hand. Rinse your hands to the best of your ability with another fresh bowl of water and then wash them like a motherfucker
Actually decent advice thank you (this was a shit post, so didn't expect it) o7
What do you do with the shit covered underwear? Put them back on or eat them?
Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl
in such a dire instance, we result to what is known as "foot wiping"
it's the 12th stage of wiping, only done by those who can no longer rely on the previous 11
It's about a 4km walk from here, so about an hour at a leisurely pace. I'll probably have to poop again at the halfway mark
If there's a sink, it's time to use your left hand
Unleas you are left-handed, in which case you're fucked
Real men never touch their butthole, that would be gay, so just stop drop drip pull up and roll out.
