No bog roll, no shit tickets, no loo tissue absolutely MOTHING to whipe my bumwhole with

Before you suggest it im wearing crocs so no socks availabl

Please send help or advice

  • AernaLingus [any]
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    2 months ago

    Flush, take off your underoos, dampen them, and use them as a wet wipe.

    If you're going commando, flush and use the water in the bowl to wash your bum with your off-hand. Rinse your hands to the best of your ability with another fresh bowl of water and then wash them like a motherfucker