I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
spoiler
Wear a chastity device for me
i always type up a comment right before i bang, then i open up the list of hexbear emojis and by the time i'm done a good 20 or so of them have loaded and are ready to use (it took 3 hours) (the sex was with a batman doll with a fleshlight shoved into a hole i tore in his crotch)