I notice a real dip in posting in the evening, especially on weekend. People, you gotta stop banging bods and start banging out that content. This slop is the only thing I have going for me.
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
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Wear a chastity device for me
I skip two sex in the morning, I skip two sex at night
I skip two sex in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I skip two sex in times of peace and two in times of war
I skip two sex before I skip two sex, and then I skip two more
Fuck people who have sex. They suck.
Yeah that's kinda how it works bud.
I don't know why you think people can't post while they're bangin. I only post while I'm poopin, eatin, or fuckin
i always type up a comment right before i bang, then i open up the list of hexbear emojis and by the time i'm done a good 20 or so of them have loaded and are ready to use (it took 3 hours) (the sex was with a batman doll with a fleshlight shoved into a hole i tore in his crotch)
how can i stop having sex when your dad keeps hitting me up? what am i supposed to do? i can't tell your dad no. unlike kids these days i respect my elders
Don't you even feel
forother people?!?!?yeah, their
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deeply distressed to hear this. this can't true. hexbeariens dont have sex surely
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The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
A strong, committed champion of the volcel army
