1.Israel stupidly keeps attacking everyone and US weapons supply runs dry. They get destroyed by their victims retaliation.

2.China actually decides to do something.

3.Russia does that Simpsons bit where robot Lenin breaks out of his grave. But says "Haha joke!" And continues being shitty and capitalist.

4.Ukraine does something stupid and Nazi-coded to get attention from US senpai.

5.The US accidentally nukes itself.

  • Teekeeus
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    2 months ago

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    • SadArtemis [she/her]
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      3 months ago

      Neither do I- but I definitely think they have the arrogance and malice to try despite it all. All they have left is terrorism (nuclear MAD, supporting literal terrorists or acting as the terrorists themselves, genocide, etc), and they'll try to use it as best as they can, probably.

    • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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      3 months ago

      cap-think Wait, you're saying mostly-digitized and totally-financialized monopoly capital amounting to pieces of paper saying I own those means of industrial production, which are all outsourced into the hands of and operated by those imperialized and neo-colonized industrial countries who would become belligerent against us in a direct war, ISN'T sufficient enough to win a war?

      capitalist-laugh Those are warring words!! explosion nuke

      M16 you-are-a-serf you-are-a-serf you-are-a-serf you-are-a-serf explosion

    • pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]
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      3 months ago

      at this point I assume we have also outsourced our weapons manufacturing to china but still expect them to continuing exporting said weapons during any future conflict so that we may use them on them