If you live near or around sea level, especially in the Tampa Bay area, you can not survive the forecasted storm surge by accident. This is not a joke. I know you may have lived in Florida your whole life and been through dozens of hurricanes, but it only takes one you aren’t prepared for. As a result of having narrowly avoided multiple severe hurricane impacts over the past 100 years, the Tampa Bay area has been built up with little consideration for the fact that it eventually would be hit. The only regional trauma center is at sea level and on an island.
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Do not play with your life.
Also do not accidentally dox yourself on this post
I hope anyone here from Tampa and whatnot will stay safe. Not even going to attempt at being funny and fail as usual with this as I've seen the amount of water (let alone wind) do for damaging an area.
Naw I'm in the Tampa area... actually in the St Pete side towards the Gulf, so worse. Make the joke. Gallows humor is welcome.