Fuck the fine give this man the governorship

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 month ago

    "Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.

    real talk, this has been something that has haunted me since I saw my first detective show as a child, especially considering the way direct questions tend to make all knowledge vanish from my head

    if I'm ever investigated for a thing, I'm in so much trouble, because idk that I've ever once, in my whole life, had a decent, normal-sounding response to "what've you been up to?"

      • booty [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        yup. the only answer you ever need to have prepared for the cops is, "I would like to speak to a lawyer." Anything else you might want to say to a cop will be explained to you by your lawyer.