Fuck the fine give this man the governorship

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    “I’ve done nothing wrong,” he told WRDW. “I don’t know no prisoner in Jefferson County. Didn’t know of no detail that day. That was months and months ago. I don’t even remember that day. Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.

    You can't possibly expect people to remember every ditch they've left booze in. Free my man.

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        According to the indictment, Cranford drove to Rimpy’s Store and bought a 750 milliliter bottle of Seagram’s Extra Dry Gin and left it in a ditch along Cobbham Road in the path of a work crew of state prisoners from the Jefferson County Correctional Institution.

        We spoke to one of the workers who says Cranford is a regular.

        “At least twice a week? Sometimes it might be three, but usually, at least twice a week,” said Ivie.

        Damn, why can't I have a cool Mayor

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      "Who remembers what they doing every day?” he told the outlet.

      real talk, this has been something that has haunted me since I saw my first detective show as a child, especially considering the way direct questions tend to make all knowledge vanish from my head

      if I'm ever investigated for a thing, I'm in so much trouble, because idk that I've ever once, in my whole life, had a decent, normal-sounding response to "what've you been up to?"

        • booty [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          yup. the only answer you ever need to have prepared for the cops is, "I would like to speak to a lawyer." Anything else you might want to say to a cop will be explained to you by your lawyer.

  • take_five_seconds [he/him, any]
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    2 months ago

    whomst among us hasn't left a lil something something for a friend on the side of a highway knowing they'd be on trash detail

  • CA0311 [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    i thought it would be like, a smuggling booze into the prison for profit type thing, based on the headline. pleasantly surprised to see it was just spotting some guys a bottle.