"We're here today because we're finally addressing an issue that should have been addressed a long time ago in this country — the danger that lead pipes pose to our drinking water," Mr. Biden said. "For too long, local communities have known how important it was to deal with this problem. It hadn't been given the national priority that it demanded though. I'm here today to tell you that I'm finally insisting that it gets prioritized and I'm insisting it get done."
~ Joseph Biden, next write-in candidate that'll win the next election.
I'm not quite sure what to say to this one. Out of nowhere you're dropping a ten year deadline for upending the entire decaying sewer infrastructure of the U.S in like, the last stretch of your career? The fuck?
"Yeah, I got like 10 Ukrainian dudes with a yacht. They should be able to take care of it within 2-3 years."
Alternatively:
"Yup we're gonna rip them all out!"
"And then replace them with something safe, right?"
"Well, after they're out we're gonna...anyway..."
I presume they'll replace them with PVC
Isn't PVC toxic too?
Y'all love micro plastics right?
Just use bamboo for pipes like normal people
Hell, there's some pipes in Milwaukee that still have wood. They're ancient, but they hold on.