holy fucking idiots

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    12 hours ago

    Nonwoke take on one of the oldest monster stories of all times: MONSTER BAD AND UGLY AND EVIL KILL IT KILL IT I AM VERY HEROIC grillman

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      12 hours ago

      I bet I could take Frankenstein. He'd be crying because he was woke and respects women and I'd fucking punch him so hard, probably kill him.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        12 hours ago

        As long as you're cool, calm, and collected you can just evade and hit weak points. smuglord

      • buh [she/her]
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        12 hours ago

        They didn’t have BJJ when Frankenstein was invented, I bet I could get him in a chokehold

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        11 hours ago

        "Actually the author said that the goblins aren't intelligent in any meaningful way and are more like a fungal infection that conveniently needs SV to reproduce"

        smuglord hitler-detector

        • RION [she/her]
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          6 hours ago

          The virgin Goblin Slayer: that shit

          The chad West of/Kingdom of/Shadows Over Loathing: Still fungal goblins but they're all cool little dudes who talk funny

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            6 hours ago

            Goblins being seen as good for nothing troublemaker menaces as a cultural perception is fine and good, especially if material conditions rarely leave the goblins any particular choice in how they eat and get by. marx-goth goblin-dont-care

        • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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          10 hours ago

          From Wikipedia:

          After initially being disgusted by both Goblin Slayer's merciless brutality towards goblins as well as him continuously drenching her in goblin blood which covers the scents of humans, elves, and women

          hitler-detector kombucha-disgust