https://subium.com/profile/cmhenry.bsky.social/post/3l64e3k6gaw2l

https://youtu.be/UyaFOR192_M?t=29

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      1 day ago

      Oof.

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      "Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.

      "And he was alive. How is that even possible?"

      "I have no idea. But I can't wait to shit that guy out."

      "Me too, buddy. Me too."