https://subium.com/profile/cmhenry.bsky.social/post/3l64e3k6gaw2l

https://youtu.be/UyaFOR192_M?t=29

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    18 hours ago

    Bit idea: Maga white nationalist dipshit ends up in Valhalla, upset that the people there groom themselves, bathe, use perfumes, aren't Christian OR Zionists (they have no idea why the Eastern Roman Empire has to be divided like that) are gay and don't speak English. It becomes his personal hell.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      17 hours ago

      He opens the door to the Great Hall. "I AM HERE! MY NAME IS MIKE AND I DIED FOR TRUMP!" Mike is a confused and then bewildered when people stare, snicker, laugh, and speak to each other in foreign languages. He can't even get something good to eat. He thinks everybody is a moron because they don't know what "I want an overdone steak with ketchup," means.

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      Netflix and/or HBO execs are you there? This is a tv comedy series waiting to get made.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      22 hours ago

      I, Earnest B. Neolib, President Emeritus of the KHive Chapter B of Marin County want to speak on the "man on the pier". I have seen disreputable individuals on the Internet proclaim that "No one would ever do this for Kamala." Look, I am not a single man. I have a wife and we have two children. In addition to my family - I have other obligations and commitments. I am the owner of a real estate company with approximately 100 employees. I cannot go on a pier with literally 100+ mile an hour winds and put my life at risk. However what I can and must do is mention how Trump...

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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      22 hours ago

      Dude exactly that's what I think Iv and others were getting at i think yesterday when i mentioned she was an empty pantsuit in 2020, she has negative charisma and inspires literally no one, she's a less competent Hillary Clinton who has somehow stumbled her way into this election

    • CleverOleg [he/him]
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      22 hours ago

      I wasn’t aware of this “democrats control the weather” conspiracy theory until a “moderate”, Never Trump conservative in a group chat started with “I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”

      • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]
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        21 hours ago

        “I’m not saying the Biden admin is definitely controlling the weather, but…”

        Honestly this is the logical conclusion of so-called liberal democracy. Crazy nonsense like this.

  • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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    21 hours ago

    how is it possible to be this cucked? what's going thru someone's head when they do this? "i'm gonna get so many points from the other trump cultists"? wow what a prize.

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      20 hours ago

      what's going thru someone's head when they do this?

      Debris, launched by gale force winds

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      21 hours ago

      Yeah, stay and you may die. Run and you’ll live, at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell the demoncrats that the 'cane may take our lives, but it’ll never take our freedom!

      - Mel Gibson with war paint face voice...

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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          22 hours ago

          Oof.

          ---

          "Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.

          "And he was alive. How is that even possible?"

          "I have no idea. But I can't wait to shit that guy out."

          "Me too, buddy. Me too."

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    There's a significant chance that that chud is trying to scream "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" into the wind. cringe

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      24 hours ago

      I guess it's corny to say - but imagine if abandoned his Trump insanity and instead used his crazy zeal for a constructive, positive purpose.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        24 hours ago

        In the past, interesting thought, but now, I'm not sure he even has zeal anymore, even for his own brand. He's a drying up formerly wet boy.