https://subium.com/profile/cmhenry.bsky.social/post/3l64e3k6gaw2l

https://youtu.be/UyaFOR192_M?t=29

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
    ·
    1 day ago

    Oof.

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    "Oh, Bent Fin, I once ate some whale carcass that tasted like ten year-old rotten potatoes mixed with toxic waste and it was slimy like nothing else on earth. I can close my eyes and still remember it. And that was still better than that chud.

    "And he was alive. How is that even possible?"

    "I have no idea. But I can't wait to shit that guy out."

    "Me too, buddy. Me too."