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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Wind, wind, wind oh wind, that's all anyone talks about anymore huh? THE WIND! I hate it. [crowd cheers] It's the truth! Wind is overrated. Some like it, some say it's the best, but come on folks, I know better. You take these windmills, ugly to begin with, and you put them up and they kill all the birds and spew out TOXIC chemicals all day long, all night long, and oh, oh, the noise the noise! Creek, crack, moan, can't take it! So that's why we're outlawing them [crowd cheers] day one, first thing I do, outlaw the sons of bitches!! a-little-trolling

    • UlyssesT
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      2 months ago

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    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      You spend an hour getting your hair right - go outside - the wind comes whoosh. And that's bad. Sometimes the comb is not enough so a problem. But you're busy so the wind is bad. Very bad. The wind is only good if - pardon me for saying so but it's true - if sex is there. Sex wind good. Regular wind bad. I wish I could nuke the wind. Maybe I can. Maybe I will.

      Wild Is the Wild