My favorite Steven Seagal story is that he'd tell people that when he was living in Japan he had to DEFEND his father-in-law's dojo from YAKUZA GANGSTERS. His ex wife responded to that by saying it was total bullshit and all he did was yell at some drunk dudes who might not even been Yakuza. Pathological liar. Move over failsons. We've got failsons-in-law now.
My favorite Steven Seagal story is that he'd tell people that when he was living in Japan he had to DEFEND his father-in-law's dojo from YAKUZA GANGSTERS. His ex wife responded to that by saying it was total bullshit and all he did was yell at some drunk dudes who might not even been Yakuza. Pathological liar. Move over failsons. We've got failsons-in-law now.
Maybe he wasn't lying, he's just delusional and actually thought he was defending the dojo from yakuza members
My "favorite" Steven Seagal story is that time he drove a tank through somebody's house and killed their dog while LARPing as a cop