I need all elections from now on to be decided by a fry cook-off like SpongeBob vs King Neptune

  • nohaybanda [he/him]
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    Bold to assume he’ll be there longer than it takes to get a couple of pictures.

    Still, comrade grease fire take my energy

    spirit-bomb

    • jack [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      The McDonald's manager is absolutely not gonna let him leave the shift early. He has quarterly numbers to hit.

      • ICBM@lemmygrad.ml
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        2 months ago

        Uhh, hey, Donnie? We're going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

        • Ildsaye [they/them]
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          2 months ago

          "My name is Dona-"
          "Cool, see you on Saturday then, Donnie"